The sad saga of LEGO Universe's dong detection
Shuttered MMO LEGO Universe was in constant conflict with a mighty opponent: the human impulse to draw dicks.
One of my friends has this odd little electronic notepad he keeps in his glove box. It's kind of a neat device, and he generally shows it to anyone who rides with him. "Try it out," he says, handing them a stylus.
Almost everyone immediately draws a penis.
Nobody knows whether it's some sort of hardwired biological imperative or the product of centuries of phallocentric culture, but toilet walls everywhere attest to the simple fact that a lot of people like to draw dicks, if they think they can get away with it.